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Modified Item: No Width: Medium (B, M)
Style: Fashion Boots Fastening: Slip On
Heel Height: Med (1 3/4 in. to 2 3/4 in.) Features: Slip-On
US Shoe Size (Women's): 10 Color: Brown
Material: Faux Leather Brand: Rocket Dog
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