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New with box: A brand-new, unused, unworn and undamaged item in its original packaging (such as the original box ... Read moreabout the condition
Lining: Textile
Shoe Size: 39 EU Gender: Womens
Brand: Gola Style: Trainers
MPN: CLA671DE Sole: Rubber
Colour: Denim Multicolour Upper Material: Canvas
Fastening: Lace Up Product Line: Coaster Rainbow
EAN: 5057561035441
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