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Styles: Sneakers
Sole: Rubber Style: Leisure
Ladies: Ladies Material: Mesh
Black: Black Product Number: T6605
Fastening Type: Lace Up Heel Type: flat
Main Colour: Black Heel Height: 2
color product: Blk/Tit Gry Lining: Mesh
Fastening: Lace Up Brand: Lotto
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